Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.”
McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.
DO YOU NEED A COUGH DROP, DOLORES?!
Remember that time they ordered the murder of every sex worker in the entire country?
Man, what a great place to live.
Because you know mass starvation, rolling blackouts, complete media censorship, no economic growth, radios that you cant turn off that only spew propaganda, and murder are all part of a functioning democratic society.
You know, death camps are great! Everyone’s employed there!
I am not sure if this is a deliberate attempt to show how easy it is to be disingenuous or not.
How about the time the ruler had his ex-girlfriend and the orchestra she was a part of all found guilty of a minor crime in a kangeroo court, and had all of them executed by firing squad?
This is Robot Restaurant, a 10 billion yen creation in the Kabukicho section of Tokyo’s Shinjuku neighborhood. Kabukicho is the city’s red light district, where the narrow, car-less streets are flanked by a seemingly endless number of towering, multi-colored, brightly backlit signs. It’s famous for its nightclubs, host and hostess clubs, short-stay hotels, and late-night eateries, but Robot Restaurant is a step beyond the usual fare.
Photos: Ariel Zambelich/WIRED
when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
I’m sure they are very chill right now.
You might even say they’re…
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
“Let’s hide from our dialogue in this elevator.”
#4. The Writing Is Terrible (Both the Script and the Source Novel)
You’d think most actors would be familiar with the amount of risque belly slapping in the book, but there’s no shortage of people reading the script and bursting into fits of shocked laughter. There’s a rumor that Charlie Hunnam, who was originally cast in the lead role, dropped out because he didn’t like the script, and he starred in last year’s Pacific Rim, which contained a character named Stacker Pentecost and a man with golden shoes. Actress Chloe Bridges, star of the Sex and the City spinoff The Carrie Diaries, read the three pages she was given for her audition and immediately said, “I really can’t do this.”
Read this. Just…read it.
When Cracked nails something, they use a damn big hammer.
Wha-BAM. On point all the way.
(Except for the part about PacRim. Not even in the same weight class.)